if i ever date a famous person and got hate for it I’d honestly be the most sarcastic bitch ever to them I’d be like lol can’t hear you over the great sex we just had
Photographed by Matthew B DeLeon on Flickr.
In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero
I’m crying, I love you so much why are you so wonderful ugh ♥♥♥♥♥♥
im literally squishing my face rn because youre the sweetest person ever <3<3 love you too honeypie!
ALSO YOU USED JA FEEL I’M SO HAPPY WTF SOULMATES FOREVER
you’re rubbing off on me :’)
this has to be about me, sorry anon but she can’t get rid of me now~~
first of all crystal ur the coolest of the cool
second of all if anon was talking about you then they can just unfollow me because we’re soulmates 5ever
ok I know I’m not supposed to respond but I think all my friends on here are really fucking cool
ANONYMOUSLY (OR NOT) TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME. I CAN’T REPLY, JUST PUBLISH.
A CUSTOMER CAME INTO THE STORE WITH THIS BEAUTY TODAY AND I SQUEALED A LOT
friendship necklaces where one says “eat” and the other says “ass”
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