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kisschases:

if i ever date a famous person and got hate for it I’d honestly be the most sarcastic bitch ever to them I’d be like lol can’t hear you over the great sex we just had

  #tru    #I don't queue I line up  
  #jesse winchester    #scottie upshall    #hockey    #so cute    #I don't queue I line up  
troutstanding:

Photographed by Matthew B DeLeon on Flickr.

troutstanding:

Photographed by Matthew B DeLeon on Flickr.

  #mike trout    #baseball    #I don't queue I line up  
  #max pacioretty    #hockey    #yes good  

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

whoretuzzo replied to your post: whoretuzzo replied to your post “You s…

I’m crying, I love you so much why are you so wonderful ugh ♥♥♥♥♥♥

im literally squishing my face rn because youre the sweetest person ever <3<3 love you too honeypie!

  #whoretuzzo  

whoretuzzo replied to your post “You seem like a pretty cool person, but some of the people you interact with on here aren’t and they’re dragging you down.”

ALSO YOU USED JA FEEL I’M SO HAPPY WTF SOULMATES FOREVER

you’re rubbing off on me :’)

whoretuzzo replied to your post “You seem like a pretty cool person, but some of the people you interact with on here aren’t and they’re dragging you down.”

this has to be about me, sorry anon but she can’t get rid of me now~~

first of all crystal ur the coolest of the cool

second of all if anon was talking about you then they can just unfollow me because we’re soulmates 5ever

  #whoretuzzo    #american sweethearts soulmates  
You seem like a pretty cool person, but some of the people you interact with on here aren't and they're dragging you down.

Anonymous

ok I know I’m not supposed to respond but I think all my friends on here are really fucking cool

  #I don't agree with them on everything but I don't have to to be their friend ja feel  

ANONYMOUSLY (OR NOT) TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME. I CAN’T REPLY, JUST PUBLISH.

givingaway:

A CUSTOMER CAME INTO THE STORE WITH THIS BEAUTY TODAY AND I SQUEALED A LOT

  #dogs    #gasp    #it's so cutr    #cute  

kenway:

friendship necklaces where one says “eat” and the other says “ass”

  #robert bortuzzo    #hockey    #Crystal look it's ur man  
  #craig smith    #hockey    #team usa  
Kristin is the best person around that's my opinion

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree

  #marie ur the best ilysm    #stephenmacaulay